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Don’t Know Where to Stay in Dunedin?

Sitting on just under an acre of beautiful property in Dunedin’s exciting downtown corridor, Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast has five rooms in our Main Building, all of decorated with their own theme. These themes represent what Florida and downtown Dunedin means to us.  A stone’s throw from the Main Building, our three Cottages (each with two rooms) … each room with its own theme as well. We have the Gallery Conference Room … great for business meetings or any other social gathering.

 

We’d Enjoy You Visiting

  • Key West Island Vibe
  • For Real, For Fun, For Chilling
  • Corporate Officers – Book our Entire Property
  • Small Businesses – Book our Entire Property
  • Weddings
  • Retirements
  • Reunions
  • Receptions
  • Shows / Exhibits
  • “Stay-Cations”
  • Girls Weekend Away / Bachelorette
  • Pub Crawls, Craft Beer Tours
  • Local Meetings
  • Special Occasions
  • Social Gatherings
  • Craft Beer Pub Crawls
  • Veteran Owned, Operated, Friendly
  • OOH RAH Friendly (Hooah Tolerant)
  • Biker Friendly
  • Hippy Friendly
  • 80’s Metal Friendly (Journey Tolerant)
  • Sarcasm Friendly
  • FREEDOM Friendly
  • Craft Beer Friendly (Crappy Beer Tolerant)
  • Steelers Friendly (Your Sucky Team Tolerant)
  • Leave Your Politics At Home (Unless They Are The Same As Ours, LOL)
  • Dogs Allowed, DOGS ONLY (Limited – See Policies)

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 Amenities

THESE ARE THE BIG ONES HERE AT TOP
THESE GET ASKED THE MOST, BY FAR ….
YES, I GET ASKED THESE

  • ALL ROOMS and COTTAGES on Ground Floor
    • Entire GUEST Property On Ground Floor
  • PARKING  – FREE, ONSITE, GUEST PARKING
    • Not Street Parking
  • PRIVATE BATHROOMS
    • ALL ROOMS AND COTTAGES (Oh, The Horror)
  • PRIVATE ENTRANCES
    • ALL ROOMS AND COTTAGES 
  • PORCHES
    • ALL ROOMS AND COTTAGES
      • Except Mardi Gras Room, Small Landing To Walkway
  • COTTAGES – All ONE (1) ROOM, NOT TWO (2)
    • Cottages Rooms Are NOT Adjoined By Doors
    • Cottages Are ONLY ONE ….. ONE ROOM
    • Number Between Zero (0) and Two (2) … ONE
  • BREAKFAST (Included) 
    • Q – Do You Serve Breakfast? (I Really Get Asked This)
    • A – YES, But We Recently Decided To Get Rid Of Our Beds, Will That Be A Problem?
  • REFRESH
    • Q – Do You Do That Thing Where You Come Into
      The Room Each Day And Leave New Towels And Stuff?
    • A – YES, We Leave New Towels And Stuff
  • HAIR DRYERS
    • Q – Do You Have Hair Dryers?
    • A – YES, Every Damn Room
  • IRON / IRONING BOARD
    • Q – Do You Have Irons And Ironing Boards?
    • A – YES, Every Damn Room
  • FITNESS
  • HOT TUBS IN ROOM
    • Q – Do You Have Those Romantic Hot Tub Things In Your Rooms?
    • A – NO, We Don’t Have Those Romantic Hot Tub Things In Our Rooms
  • SAFES
    • Q – Do You Have Safes?
    • A – NO … No Safes Are Available For Guests
  • FIRE PIT
    • Q – Do You Have One Of Those Fire Pit Things?
    • A – YES, … We Have One Of Those Fire Pit Things
    • Q – Can We Use It?
    • A – NO, It’s For Decoration Only  (What? SMDH?)

 

And Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Program

 

  • 11 Themed Rooms
    • 5 in Main Building
    • 6 Rooms in 3 Duplex Cottages
  • Fresh, Hearty Breakfast
    • PORK – We Love To Cook And Serve Pork Products
    • Butter – REAL Butter, Absolutely Nothing Else
    • Never Buffet
    • Never Powdered Eggs
    • Never Pancakes From A Machine
    • Never Hostess Products – YUCK
      • NEVER Anything You Must Use Your Teeth To Tear Open The Plastic Wrapper
  • Coffee and Tea available in Lobby
    • Most of the Day, if We Remember
  • Ice Machine in Lobby
  • Microwave in Eating Area For Common Use
  • Air Conditioning, Individual in Room Climate Controls
  • Ceiling Fans
  • On Demand, Tankless Water Heaters
  • Premium Bedding and Mattresses
    • King, California King, Queen and Double / Full Beds 
    • We Have No Single Sized Beds
      • No, You Can’t Bring One
    • We Have No “Roll Away” Beds
      • No, You Can’t Bring One
    • We Have No Cots
      • No, You Can’t Bring One
    • We Have No Air Mattresses
      • No, You Can’t Bring One
    • We Have No Sleeping Bags
      • No, You Can’t Bring One For Floor
  • Tiled Flooring Throughout
  • Tiled Showers and Tubs
  • Free Wireless Internet
  • Pool for Guests (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  • Hot Tub for Guests (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  • Pond for US Marines (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  • Fire Pit (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  • Daily Housekeeping
    • “We Bring New Towels And Stuff”
  • Free Toiletries
    • Shampoo, Conditioner, Soap and Lotion
  • Makeup Towels
  • REFRIGERATORS / FREEZERS in all Rooms and Cottages
    • (EXCEPT – Fridge ONLY in Island and Mardi Gras Rooms)
  • HAIR DRYERS in Each Room and Cottage
  • Ironing Board and Iron in each Room and Cottage
  • SAFETY … Alarms and Alerts in Guest Rooms, Cottages and Common Areas
  • ADA Mobility Feature Cottage
  • ADA Communication Feature Cottage And Room
  • Credit Cards
    • Visa, Master Card, Discover, AMEX
  • Notary Public – Notary Public on Staff
  • Luggage Storage

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