The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean

I Love When Folks Check In And I Ask Them, “So…What Are You Getting Into Tomorrow?”  Many Say, “Oh, We’re Going To Clearwater Beach.”  I Then Laugh And Say, “No You’re Not.”  It All Turns Into Me ‘Splaining The Differences Between Clearwater Beach And Honeymoon Island.  After I’m Done Learning Them Good …… Our Great Guests Are Wearing Our Backpacks Filled With Water Bottles, And Heading To Hike Up Honeymoon Island ….Away From Those Crazy Tourists 

Other Places To Stay Might Give You Free Bikes Or A Coupon For Dessert …. We Give You Backpacks And Instructions On How To See The Absolute Best Parts Of Honeymoon Island

 

Now See Below For Some Of My Favorite PHONE Questions (Pretty Much Daily) 

Apparently Google Is Not As Popular As I Thought It Was ….. You Know, Being So New And Everything, But I’m Betting It Catches On.  Seems To Be A Pretty Solid Tool

HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE BEACH?
Well, Here Ya Go … I Googled It For You
Pictures And Everything, Gotta Love Google
BTW - Beach - HI - 3.8

BTW to Honeymoon Island = 3.8 MILES

BTW - Beach - CW - 5.6

BTW to Clearwater Beach = 5.6 MILES

HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE WATER / GULF / OCEAN?
Well, Here Ya Go …. I Googled It For You
Pictures And Everything, Gotta Love Google
BTW - Water - Kilometers

BTW to Water / Ocean / Gulf = 0.547 KILOMETERS

BTW - Water - Meters

BTW to Water / Ocean / Gulf = 547 METERS

BTW - Water - Yards

BTW to Water / Ocean / Gulf = 598 YARDS

BTW - Water - Miles

BTW to Water / Ocean / Gulf = 0.34 MILES

BTW - Water - Feet

BTW to Water / Ocean / Gulf = 1796 FEET

BTW - Water - Steps

BTW to Water / Ocean / Gulf = 710 STEPS

WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE SUNSET?
Well, Here Ya Go …. FINALLY, A Good Question
A Fair Question, A Reasonable Question,
A Question That You’d Need A Local To Help
You With.  CHEERS And Enjoy That Sunset
BTW - Sunsets - Beso

BTW to Sunset at Beso Del Sol = 0.78 MILES

BTW - Sunsets - Weaver

BTW to Sunset at Weaver Park = 0.60 MILES

BTW - Sunsets - Harbor

BTW to Sunset at Dunedin Harbor = 0 .75 MILES

BTW - Beach - HI - 3.8

BTW to Sunset at Honeymoon Island = 3.8 MILES

SECRET – This Section is a Section That Michelle Did Not Allow Me To Post Here on This Page.  It’s Originally What I wanted To Post Here (LOL). It’s Waaaaaaay at the Bottom so it Should be OK?

 

DISTANCES

  • Are you CLOSE to the beach, water, gulf, ocean?
    • Are you CLOSE to a computer or phone with Google Maps?
      • If not, move CLOSERER or find another person that is more CLOSERER to a computer or phone with Google Maps
  • Are you ON the beach, water, gulf, ocean?
    • Are you ON a computer or phone with Google Maps?
      • If not, get ON a computer or phone with Google Maps, or find a person that is ON a computer or phone with Google Maps
  • Are you NEAR the beach, water, gulf, ocean?
    • Are you NEAR a computer or phone with Google Maps?
      • If not, become NEARERER to a computer or phone with Google Maps or find a person that is more NEARERER than your NEARERER to a computer or phone with Google Maps
  • HOW FAR are you from the beach, water, gulf, ocean?
    • HOW FAR are you from a computer or phone with Google Maps?
      • If far, become NOT FAR to a computer or phone with Google Maps or find a person that is NOT AS FARERER than your NOT FARERER to a computer or phone with Google Maps
  • Can you walk to the beach?
    • Can you WALK to a computer or phone with Google Maps?
    • Get distance from Google Maps and then determine your fitness level to come up with a decision.  Can you walk to the beach?  I don’t know, can you?